Joke of the Day: Jan 18, 2016
Jago News Desk Published: 18 January 2016, 03:02 AM
| Updated: 20 October 2017, 09:01 AM
Kid: I got 100 marks in school today.
Dad: Wow, what did you get a hundred for?
Kid: Two things - 50 in English and 50 in Maths.
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1st thief: Oh! The police is here. Quick! Jump out of the window!
2nd thief: But this is the 13th floor.
1st thief: Hurry! This is no time for superstitions.
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Me: Can I copy your homework?
Her: Yeah but the answers are probably all wrong.
Me: I don`t care, thanks!
