Joke of the Day: Jan 17, 2016

Two kids were arguing when the teacher entered.
Teacher: Why are you arguing?
Kid: We found a 20 dollar bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the finest lie.
Teacher: Shame on you. When I was your age I didn’t even know what a lie was.
The kid gave bill to the teacher.

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Wife: Will you please give me the news paper, please?
Husband: How backward you are! People have reached to moon... Please take my tablet and use it.
Wife: Taken the table and killed the cockroach with it.
Hubby: Insane!

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Teacher: Peter, why are you late for school again?
Peter: Well, Miss, I dreamed that I was playing football and the game went into extra time.