Joke of the Day: Jan 16, 2016
Jago News Desk Published: 16 January 2016, 03:48 AM
| Updated: 20 October 2017, 08:45 AM
Why are you late in class?
Kid: Because of parents fight.
Teacher: How their fight can make you late?
Kid: Because one shoe was with mom and other was with dad!
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When a newly married man looks happy, we know why.
But when a 10-year married man looks happy, we wonder why.
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Wife joins English speaking class and after few days:
Wife to husband: Welcome home darling.
Husband: Thank you, but I am so tired today.
Wife: Ok, No problem, `REST IN PEACE`
