Joke of the Day: Jan 15, 2016

In marriage, daughter runs and goes back to her room.
Mother stops her on the way and says: please do not go back, just go with your hubby.
Daughter: Please leave me, I am just going back to take my phone charger, it is gonna die!

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Doctor: You`re overweight.
 Patient: I think I want a second opinion.
Doctor: You`re also ugly.

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Teacher: Name some countries?
Australian Kid: Australia.
Teacher: That is it?
Kid: Yes.
Teacher: Aren`t Africa, UK, US, India, Singapore, Europe countries?
Kid: Nope, They are not country, they are foreign countries.