Joke of the Day: Jan 10, 2016
Jago News Desk Published: 10 January 2016, 07:03 AM
| Updated: 30 October 2017, 06:46 AM
Police: ‘Did you kill this man?’
Killer: ‘No, a bullet killed him. Bullets are made of lead, which comes from the ground. The ground is part of nature. He died of natural causes. Case closed.’
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Boy: The principal is so dumb!
Girl: Do you know who I am?
Boy: No.
Girl: I am the principal’s daughter!
Boy: Do you know who I am?
Girl: No.
Boy: Good! Walks away.
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When people go underwater in scary movies, I like to hold my breath and see if I would have survived that situation.
I almost died in Finding Nemo.
