Joke of the Day: Jan 09, 2016

Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:
`And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?` the reporter asked.
She simply replied, `No peer pressure.`

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Three old guys are out walking. First one says,
`Windy, isn`t it?` Second one says, `No, it`s Thursday!`
Third one says, `So am I. Let`s go get a beer.`

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I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor`s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.
I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.
I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.
But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.