Joke of the Day: Jan 07, 2016
Teacher: "Which book has helped you the most in your life?"
Student: "My father`s check book!"
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Q: What is white when it`s dirty and black when it`s clean?
A: A chalkboard.
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Q: Can a kangaroo jump higher than the Empire State Building?
A: Of course. The Empire State Building can`t jump.
