Joke of the Day: Jan 06, 2016

Male: What do lawyers wear to court?
Female: Lawsuits!

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Boy: Can I go to the bathroom?
Teacher: Only if you can say the alphabet
Boy: OK abcdefghijklmnoqrstuvwxyz
Teacher: Where’s the p?
Boy: ‘Half way down my leg.’

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Father: Name a city where no one goes?
Son: Electricity!