Joke of the Day: Jan 05, 2016

Teacher: Tell me a sentence that starts with an ‘I’.
Student: I is the.
Teacher: Stop! Never put ‘is’ after an ‘I’. Always put ‘am’ after an ‘I’.
Student: OK. I am the ninth letter of the alphabet.

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Boy: What is the longest word in the English language?
Girl: There is a mile between the first and last letters!

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A: Aren’t you wearing your wedding ring on the wrong finger?
B: Yes I am, I married the wrong woman.