Joke of the Day: Jan 04, 2016

A man called his child`s doctor, ‘Hello! My son just snatched my pen when I was writing and swallowed it. What should I do?’ The doctor replied, ‘Until I can come over, write with another pen.’

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Son: ‘Dad, when will I be old enough so I don’t have to ask mom for her permission to go out?’
Dad: ‘Son, even I haven`t grown old enough to go out without her permission!’

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Mother: ‘Sweetie, make a Christmas wish.’
Girl: ‘I wish that Santa will send some clothes to those naked girls in papa’s computer.’