Joke of the Day: Jan 03, 2016
Jago News Desk Published: 3 January 2016, 06:48 AM
| Updated: 26 October 2017, 07:08 AM
Oliver Hardy: ‘Didn’t you once tell me that you had an uncle?’
Stan Laurel: ‘Sure, I’ve got an uncle. Why?’
Oliver: ‘Now we’re getting somewhere. Is he living?’
Stanley: ‘No. He fell through a trap door and broke his neck.’
Oliver: ‘Was he building a house?’
Stanley: ‘No, they were hanging him.’
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‘My grandmother started walking five miles a day when she was 60. She’s 97 now and we don`t know where the hell she is.’
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The wife’s mother said: ‘When you’re dead, I’ll dance on your grave.’
I said: ‘Good. I’m being buried at sea.’
