Joke of the Day: Jan 02, 2016
Jago News Desk Published: 2 January 2016, 09:16 AM
| Updated: 20 October 2017, 07:47 AM
Q: Is Google male or female?
A: Female, because it doesn`t let you finish a sentence before making a suggestion.
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Patient: "I get a terrible pain in my eye when I drink a cup of coffee."
Doctor: "Try taking the spoon out."
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Wife: "In my dream, I saw you in a jewelry store and you bought me a diamond ring."
Husband: "I had the same dream and I saw your dad paying the bill."
