Joke of the Day: Dec 30, 2015
Jago News Desk Published: 30 December 2015, 09:01 AM
| Updated: 29 October 2017, 07:37 AM
Patient: "I get a terrible pain in my eye when I drink a cup of coffee."
Doctor: "Try taking the spoon out."
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Wife: "How would you describe me?"
Husband: "ABCDEFGHIJK."
Wife: "What does that mean?"
Husband: "Adorable, beautiful, cute, delightful, elegant, fashionable, gorgeous, and hot."
Wife: "Aw, thank you, but what about IJK?"
Husband: "I`m just kidding!"
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Wife: "I look fat. Can you give me a compliment?"
Husband: "You have perfect eyesight."
