I wrote your name on sand, it got washed.I wrote your name in air, it was blown away.I wrote your name on my heart,And I got a heart attack.###Two hunters are out in the woods when one of them collapses. He doesn’t seem to be breathing and his eyes are glazed. The other guy whips out his phone and calls the emergency services. He gasps: ‘my friend is dead! What can I do?’ The operator says: ‘calm down, I can help. First, let’s make sure he’s dead.’There is a silence, and then a shot is heard. Back on the phone, the guy says: ‘Ok, now what?’###Man runs home shouting: Pack your bags darling. I just won the 10 Million lotto.Wife : Do I pack for the beach or mountains ?Man : Who cares ? Just pack and go back to your mother!