Prospective husband: Do you have a book called‘Man, The Master of Women’?Salesgirl: The fiction department is on the other side, sir.###When do you congratulate someone for their Mistake?Answer: On their Wedding!###One day a man calls his wife from his IDEA mobile, his call gets cross connected to some other lady.They still keep on talking. They start liking each other. And finally they get married. What MORAL do you get?An IDEA can change your wife.