Dad to son: when I beat you how do you control your anger?Son: I start cleaning toiletDad: How does that satisfy you?Son: I clean it with your toothbrush.###Man: Is there any way for long life? Dr: Get married.Man: Will it help?Dr: No, but the thought of long life will never come.###Wife: Darling today is our anniversary, what should we do?Husband: Let us stand in silence for 2 minutes.