One night a man walks into a bar looking sad. The bartender asks the man what he wants. The man says ‘Oh just a beer’. The bartender asked the man ‘Whats wrong, why you are so down today?’ The man said ‘My wife and i got into a fight, and she said she wouldn’t talk to me for a month’. The bartender said ‘So what’s wrong with that’? The man said ‘Well the month is up tonight’.###The man approached the very beautiful woman in the large supermarket and asked, ‘You know, I’ve lost my wife here in the supermarket. Can you talk to me for a couple of minutes?’ ‘Why?’ ‘Because every time I talk to a beautiful woman my wife appears out of nowhere.’###A man inserted an ‘ad’ in the classifieds: ‘Wife wanted.’ Next day he received a hundred letters. They all said the same thing: ‘You can have mine.’