A: I have the perfect son. B: Does he smoke? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he drink whiskey? A: No, he doesn’t. B: Does he ever come home late? A: No, he doesn’t. B: I guess you really do have the perfect son. How old is he? A: He will be six months old next Wednesday.###Teacher: ‘Kids, what does the chicken give you?’Student: ‘Meat!’Teacher: ‘Very good! Now what does the pig give you?’Student: ‘Bacon!’Teacher: ‘Great! And what does the fat cow give you?’Student: ‘Homework!’###Reporter: ‘Excuse me, may I interview you?’ Man: ‘Yes!’ Reporter: ‘Name?’ Man: ‘Abdul Al-Rhazim.’ Reporter: ‘Sex?’ Man: ‘Three to five times a week.’ Reporter: ‘No no! I mean male or female?’ Man: ‘Yes, male, female... sometimes camel.’ Reporter: ‘Holy cow!’ Man: ‘Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general.’ Reporter: ‘But isn’t that hostile?’ Man: ‘Yes, horse style, dog style, any style.’ Reporter: ‘Oh dear!’ Man: ‘No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.’