Passenger: Excuse me. How high is this plane?Flight Attendant: About 30,000 feet.Passenger: And how wide is it?###‘What shall we call this one?’ Adam asked.‘Let’s call it a rhinoceros,’ said Eve.‘Why?’ responded Adam.‘Well, it looks more like a rhinoceros than anything we’ve named yet!’ Eve replied.###Teacher: Why was Adam a famous runner?Student: Because he was first in the human race.