I was at my bank today waiting in a short line. There was just one lady in front of me, an Asian lady, who was trying to exchange yen for dollars. It was obvious she was a little irritated. She asked the teller, ‘Why it changes? Yesterday, I get two hunat dolla of yen. Today I only get hunat eighty? Why it change?’ The teller shrugged his shoulders and said, ‘Fluctuations.’ The Asian lady says, ‘Fluc you white people too!’ ###The huge college freshman decided to try out for the football team. ‘Can you tackle?’ asked the coach. ‘Watch this,’ said the freshman, who proceeded to run smack into a telephone pole, shattering it to splinters. ‘Wow,’ said the coach. ‘I’m impressed. Can you run?’ ‘Of course I can run,’ said the freshman. He was off like a shot, and, in just over nine seconds, he had run a hundred yard dash. ‘Great!’ enthused the coach. ‘But can you pass a football?’ The freshman hesitated for a few seconds. ‘Well, sir,’ he said, ‘if I can swallow it, I can probably pass it.’###A football coach walked into the locker room before a game, looked over to his star player and said, ‘I’m not supposed to let you play since you failed math, but we need you in there. So what I have to do is ask you a math question, and if you get it right, you can play.’ The player agreed, and the coach looked into his eyes intently and asks, ‘Okay, now concentrate... what is two plus two?’ The player thought for a moment and then he answered, ‘4?’ ‘Did you say 4?’ the coach exclaimed, excited that he got it right. At that, all the other players on the team began screaming, ‘Come on coach, give him another chance!’