Teacher: ‘Kids, what does the chicken give you?’Student: ‘Meat!’Teacher: ‘Very good! Now what does the pig give you?’Student: ‘Bacon!’Teacher: ‘Great! And what does the fat cow give you?’Student: ‘Homework!’###A black Jewish boy runs home from school one day and asks his father, ‘Daddy, am I more Jewish or more black?’ The dad replies, ‘Why do you want to know, son?’ ‘Because a kid at school is selling a bike for $50 and I want to know if I should talk him down to $40 or just steal it!’###Yo momma is so fat when she got on the scale it said, ‘I need your weight not your phone number.’