Two prisoners were waiting to be executed.‘Any last requests?’ asked the jailer.‘Yes’, replied one of the prisoners. ‘I love music; so before I die, could you play me something by Himesh Resham’And the second prisoner said, ‘Please kill me first.’###Girlfriend: Darling Give me your Diamond Ring.Boyfriend: Why honey?Gf: I’m going to miss you see it everyday.Bf: You would remember me anyway.Girlfriend: How’s that?Bf: thinking that I had not given you that precious ring.###Tips 4 boys-if you marry one girl,she will fight with you.If you marry two girls,they will fight for u....think different...