Jokes

Look Mammi, an angel

A little baby mouse is walking hand in hand together with her mother. Suddenly a bat comes flying in the air. The little mouse point’s at the bat saying: Look Mammi, an angel.###A guy walks up to the receptionist in the Psychiatrist’s office and says ‘I’m the Invisible man and I’d like to talk to the Doctor’. She pokes her head into the Psychiatrist’s office and says there is a man here who wants to talk to you and he claims he’s the Invisible man.  The Psychiatrist replies ‘Tell him I can’t see him right now’.###A male ostrich was chasing two female ostriches. The one female said to the other, ‘He’s starting to gain on us, we better hide!’ So, they stopped and stuck their heads in the sand.  The male ostrich said, ‘...Hey, where’d they go?’