Jokes

Don’t you know what pregnant means?

‘Give me a sentence about a public servant,’ said a teacher.The small boy wrote: ‘The fireman came down the ladder pregnant.’The teacher took the lad aside to correct him.‘Don’t you know what pregnant means?’ she asked.‘Sure,’ said the young student confidently. ‘Means carrying a child.’

###A newly married man asks his wife,‘Would you have married me if my father hadn`t left me a fortune?’ ‘Darling,’ the woman replies sweetly, ‘I’d have married you no matter who left a you a fortune.’###2 robbers went 2 the gates of heaven An angle said god there is 2 robbers at the gates God said let them in So the angle went 2 let them in He came running in and said ‘they’re gone,they’re gone,’God: who the robbers no the gates!!