Jokes

You’re two tents

A guy walks in to his psychiatrists office and says’ Doc you got to help me, One night I dream I’m a tepee and the next night I dream that I am a wigwam.’ The doctor say’s,’ relax, you’re two tents.’###From The Times:‘A young girl, who was blown out to sea on a set of inflatable teeth, was rescued by a man on an inflatable lobster. A coast‐guard spokesman commented: ‘This sort of thing is all too common these days.’###A group of kindergarten children were on a class outing to their local police station where they saw pictures, tacked to a bulletin board, of the 10 most wanted men. One of the youngsters pointed to a picture and asked if it really was the photo of a wanted person. ‘Yes,’ answered the policeman. ‘Well,’ wondered the child, ‘why didn’t you keep him when you took his picture?’