A little boy mouse goes into a music shop and asks for a mouse organ. The shopkeeper says: ‘That’s a coincidence, we had a little girl mouse in here yesterday, asking for the same thing.’ The mouse replies: ‘That must have been our Monica.’###A doctor says to his patient, ‘I have bad news and worse news’. ‘Oh dear, what’s the bad news?’ asks the patient. The doctor replies, ‘You only have 24 hours to live’. ‘That’s terrible’, said the patient. ‘How can the news possibly be worse?’ The doctor replies, ‘I’ve been trying to contact you since yesterday’.###A drunk was standing on a London Street corner shouting ‘It can’t be done! It can’t be done!’ Just ten, a Bobby approached him and said: ‘What can’t be done?’ The drunk answered, ‘Look, up there on that sign, it says ‘Drink Canada Dry.’ It just can’t be done ...It’s too Bloody big!’