Man comes home from work to find boy next door digging big hole in lawn. Asks boy why. ‘Well I’m burying my goldfish Mr ‘Man says ‘I’m sorry about your fish but why do you need such a big hole?" Boy replies ‘Well it’s inside your cat!’###A man went into a pet shop and said ‘I’d like to buy a fly please’. The shop keeper said ‘I’m sorry sir we don`t do flies’.‘Well there was one in the window yesterday!’###A woman went to a seance and was successful in contacting her husband. Hi,’ he said,’ it’s me. Everything’s better... sky is bluer... grass is greenerNothing to do but eat and sleep all day.’ ‘Oh, thank goodness. You did get to Heaven.’ ‘Heaven? I’m a buffalo in Montana!’