A drummer gets fed up with all the comments denying he’s a real musician, and so he decides to learn some new instruments. He visits his local Music shop, and spends an hour looking around and deliberating.‘Right!’ He says, after an age. ‘I’ll have the shiny red one, and the accordion thing over there’. ‘I’ll do you a deal’ ays the Music Shop Manager, "You can but the fire extinguisher, but the radiator is staying where it is’.###1027 Jesus Christ walks up to an angry mob that is stoning a harlot. He steps into the fray and calls out in a commanding voice:‘Let he who is without sin cast the first stone.’Shamefaced, the crowd stops and begins to slink away. Suddenly, a woman shrieks, ‘Stone her!’, and the mob starts again with the frenzied stoning.Christ, chagrined, goes to the woman and says: ‘Damn it, Mom, I hate it when you do that.’###Two guys were walking on the street when one of them says: ‘I’ve realized that my wife is an angel.’‘Mine isn’t human, either’, said the second.