A little boy went up to his father and asked: ‘Dad, where did all of my intelligence come from?’ The father replied: ‘Well, son, you must have gotten it from your mother, cause I still have mine.’###One morning, a girl says to her mum, ‘Does God use our bathroom?’ Her mum replies, ‘No dear, why do you ask?’ The little girl says, ‘Well, every morning daddy says ‘Oh God, are you still in there!’###Two sailors are eating biscuits together. One breaks a biscuit and two bugs, one large and one small, jump out and run across the table. The sailor asks his mate, ‘Now, is it better to eat the big one or the small one?’ The other replied, ‘The answer is simple: you must always choose the lesser of two weevils.’