Husband: Can I hug You?Wife: No!Husband: I will gift you jewelry.Wife: No!Husband: I will buy you a new dress.Wife: Still no.Husband: I will take you to a long drive.Wife: No No No.###At Bar - One man asks to another man: Share me how does your wife reacts when you go home drunk?Second man replies: Excuse me. I am not married yet!First man: Oh my God, You`re not married than why are you drinking?###Dear God. Make my wishes come true.1st - My cell phone never ran out of battery. 2nd - My fridge never ran out of food.