Jokes

You used my hot water?

Wife comes out after having a showerHusband: Look at himWife: Darling, what is the target?Husband: Shut up, you used my hot water?###There is one snake in this world which increases 0.5 cm per second.And if it touches to its body, it dies.It is most poisonous snake in this world.It can only be found in Nokia mobile games only.###In marriage, compromise is from both fronts.Girl’s sacrifices her parents, her home & siblingsBoy leaves the hope of silence, freedom and good days.