On the first night of marriage:Man: Dear, Do I have permission?Wife: Yes!Husband: Keep his work like crazies till morning and his wife gets unwell.Next day they go to in-laws home.After dinner, man asks from his mother in law: Now, do I have permission?Wife: Shouts, Dad, Don’t give him permission!###In a stormy night!Man reaches at pizza shop.Waiter: Are you married?Man: Of-course! It is common sense. Otherwise no mother would have sent her son to buy pizza in this kind of dangerous night!###4 crazy men were running to pick-up the train. Two out of them were catch the train. People said: well done!They said: It is not because another two wanted to go and we were just come to see-off them!