Guy walks out in restaurant.Waitress says: sir your garage door is open.Guy: Did you see my Harley?Waitress: No, I saw a mini bike with two flat tires.###Guy: Will you be my girl? Girl: Excuse me! Him: Listen to me. I’m rich. She: Oh hi I’m Sara, 20 yrs old. Him: Hi Beauty, My name is Rich, 22 yrs old, single!###A Japanese woman must be having one birthday because all others are anniversaries!This amusing quote makes fun on the trend of getting married on very young age tradition. So they often get more chance of celebrating their anniversaries than birthdays.