Him: Why are you looking so sad? Stop crying?Me: Nope, I’m just having an allergic reaction.Him: For what?Me: That teasing Life!###Doctor: Listen gentleman, you’ve got a tumor in your brain.Wife starts laughing so loud!Husband: Why so?Wife: I am surprised that he has a brain!###Dad to daughter: Dear, what you do when you grow up?Daughter: I’ll do marriage.Dad: No, bad thing, you should not think anyone’s bad at this age.