Doctor: Listen gentleman, you’ve got a tumor in your brain.Wife starts laughing so loud!Husband: Why so?Wife: I am surprised that he has a brain!###Dad to daughter: Dear, what you do when you grow up?Daughter: I’ll do marriage.Dad: No, bad thing, you should not think anyone’s bad at this age.###After 7 years of marriage, I am sure of 2 things. First, never wallpaper together and second, you’ll need 2 bathrooms...both for her. The rest is a mystery, but a mystery I love to be involved in.