Jokes

Why are you biting me at day timing?

Man to mosquito - why are you biting me at day timing?Mosquito - I am on overtime boss! Mother father are not well. In house there is young sister and boy side people have demanded one liter Blood.###A man lost his wife in Tsunami.One drank night: while standing on the seashore, waves touching on his feet. He shouted to sea: ‘No matter’ how many times you waves, touch my feet. I’ll never take her back...! It is your mistake - Deal with it now!###Work culture today is simpler and more focused. Now it’s just talk, talk and talk!Now that I have gained confidence of my boss with my new young look, my wife has started doubting my intentions!