Wife in anger: This is too much. I take care of home, I take care of kids, I take care of your whole house! What you take care of?Husband: I take care of myself when I see your deepest eyes with amazing smile.Wife: You are too much. Okay tell me what would you prefer in dinner!###One dog to another: Today at 3am, my owner caught a thief.Dog2: Where were you?Dog1: I was sleeping. Come one I not a human being who keep on surfing all night.###One lie can reduce your life by 5 minute.One smile can increase your life by 10 minutes.MORAL: Always lie while laughing.. you will gain 5 minute extra life..