The first of September, first lesson, Teacher: - Please sit quietly, if you want to ask something - raise your hand.Peter immediately raises his hand.- You want to ask something?- No. Just checking how the system works.###A man goes to the doctor and says, ‘Doctor, wherever I touch, it hurts.’ The doctor asks, ‘What do you mean?’ The man says, ‘When I touch my shoulder, it really hurts. If I touch my knee - OUCH! When I touch my forehead, it really, really hurts.’ The doctor says, ‘I know what`s wrong with you - you`ve broken your finger!’###A doctor asks a patient: - Sir, were you using a condom during the last time you had sex?- Doctor, what do you mean by ‘the last time’?