I was in a job interview today

I was in a job interview today when the manager handed me his laptop and said, ‘I want you to try and sell this to me.’So I put it under my arm, walked out of the building and went home.Eventually he called my mobile and said, ‘Bring it back here right now!’I said, ‘30000tk, and it’s yours.’

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###Why Sunny Leone?Modi and Obama were chatting at a bar when a guy walks up to them and asks whatThey were discussing. Modi says they are planning to kill a million Pakistanis and Sunny Leone.The guy asks, ‘Why Sunny Leone?’Modi turns to Obama and says, ‘See, I told you, no one cares about a million Pakistanis.’