Teacher: ‘Kids, what does the chicken give you?’Student: ‘Meat!’Teacher: ‘Very good! Now what does the pig give you?’Student: ‘Bacon!’Teacher: ‘Great! And what does the fat cow give you?’Student: ‘Homework!’
###A 92 year old man is walking through a park and sees a talking frog. He picks up the frog and the frogs says, ‘If you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and be yours for a week.’ The old man puts the frog in his pocket. The frog screams, ‘Hey if you kiss me, I will turn into a beautiful princess and make love to you for a whole month.’ The old man looks at the frog and says, ‘At my age I’d rather have a talking frog.’
###Reporter: ‘Excuse me, may I interview you?’ Man: ‘Yes!’ Reporter: ‘Name?’ Man: ‘Abdul Al-Rhazim.’ Reporter: ‘Sex?’ Man: ‘Three to five times a week.’Reporter: ‘No no! I mean male or female?’Man: ‘Yes, male, female... sometimes camel.’Reporter: ‘Holy cow!’ Man: ‘Yes, cow, sheep... animals in general.’ Reporter: ‘But isn`t that hostile?’ Man: ‘Yes, horse style, dog style, any style.’Reporter: ‘Oh dear!’Man: ‘No, no deer. Deer run too fast. Hard to catch.’