Jokes

Double positive

An MIT linguistic professor was lecturing his class the other day. ‘In English,’ he said ‘a double negative forms a positive. However some languages, such as Russian, a double negative remain a negative .But there isn’t a single language, not one, in which a double positive can express a negative.”A voice from the back of the room piped up, yeah, ‘right’###I want to make my name on facebook. Nobody so when I see someone post, something stupid I can like it and it will say: ‘Nobody liked this’.###The attorney tells the accused, ‘I have some good news and some bad news.’‘What’s the bad news?’ asks the accused.‘The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.’‘What’s the good news?’‘Your cholesterol is 130.’