In a restaurant: Customer: Waiter, waiter! There is a frog in my soup! Waiter: Sorry, sir. The fly is on vacation. ###On a crowded bus, one man noticed that another man had his eyes closed. ‘What’s the matter? Are you sick?’ he asked. ‘No, I’m okay. It’s just that I hate to see old ladies standing.’###Customer in a restaurant: I would like to have a plate of rice and a piece of fried chicken and a cup of coffee Waitress: Is it enough Sir? Customer: What? Do you think I can’t buy more?