A: Look at your face I know what you had for breakfast B: What was it? A: Eggs. B: No, that was yesterday. ###A: Why are all those people running? B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup? B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running? ###Patient: Doctor, I think that I’ve been bitten by a vampire. Doctor: Drink this glass of water. Patient: Will it make me better? Doctor: No, I but I’ll be able to see if your neck leaks.