A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don`t know which side to write the other 5! ###When I want to teach the coulors, I just ask my students to pretend the phone is ringing and they will answer: Phone rings: ‘Green, green!’ They answer: ‘Yellow?’They ask: ‘White?’They hang up: ‘Pink!’ While teaching this use your hands pretending you are holding the phone. ###Little Johnny: Teacher, can I go to the bathroom? Teacher: Little Johnny, MAY I go to the bathroom? Little Johnny: But I asked first!