Jokes

I run, You run.

The teacher to a student: Conjugate the verb ‘to walk’ in simple present. The student: I walk. You walk.The teacher interrupts him: Quicker please. The student: I run. You run.###Father: What did you do today to help your mother? Son: I dried the dishes Daughter: And I helped pick up the pieces. ###A: Look at your face I know what you had for breakfast B: What was it? A: Eggs. B: No, that was yesterday. ###A: Why are all those people running? B: They are running a race to get a cup. A: Who will get the cup? B: The person who wins. A: Then why are all the others running?