Man: I could go to the end of the world for you. Woman: Yes, but would you stay there? Man: I offer you myself. Woman: I am sorry I never accept cheap gifts. Man: I want to share everything with you. Woman: Let’s start from your bank account. ###A teacher asked a student to write 55. Student asked: How? Teacher: Write 5 and beside it another 5! The student wrote 5 and stopped. Teacher: What are you waiting for? Student: I don’t know which side to write the other 5!###When I want to teach the colors, I just ask my students to pretend the phone is ringing and they will answer: Phone rings: ‘Green, green!’ They answer: ‘Yellow?’They ask: ‘White?’ They hang up: ‘Pink!’ While teaching this use your hands pretending you are holding the phone.