As a senior citizen was driving down the freeway, his car phone rang.Answering, he heard his wife’s voice urgently warning him, ‘Herman, I just heard on the news that there’s a car going the wrong way on Interstate 77.Please be careful!‘Heck’, said Herman,‘It’s not just one car. It’s hundreds of them!’###A man was telling his neighbor, I just bought a new hearing aid.It cost me four thousand dollars, but its state of the art. It’s perfect.‘Really,’ answered the neighbor. `What kind is it?``Twelve thirty`, he replied.###Morris, an 82 year-old man, went to the doctor to get a physical.A few days later, the doctor saw Morris walking down the street with a gorgeous young woman on his arm.A couple of days later, the doctor spoke to Morris and said, ‘You’re really doing great, aren’t you?’Morris replied, ‘Just doing what you said, Doctor: ‘Get a hot mamma and be cheerful.’The doctor said, ‘I didn’t say that. I said, ‘You’ve got a heart murmur; be careful.’