Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said:‘Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains.I know you’re about my age. How do you feel?’Slim said, ‘I feel just like a newborn baby. ‘Really! Like a newborn baby?’‘Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.’###Grant me the senility to forget the people I never liked anyway, the good fortune to run into the ones I do, and the eyesight to tell the difference.###A man was telling his neighbor, ‘I just bought a new hearing aid.It cost me four thousand dollars, but its state of the art. It`s perfect.’‘Really,’ answered the neighbor. ‘What kind is it?’‘Twelve thirty’, he replied.