Two elderly gentlemen from a retirement center were sitting on a bench under a tree when one turned to the other and said:‘Slim, I’m 83 years old now and I’m just full of aches and pains.I know you`re about my age. How do you feel?’Slim said, ‘I feel just like a newborn baby. ‘Really! Like a newborn baby?’‘Yep. No hair, no teeth, and I think I just wet my pants.’###I feel like my body has gotten totally out of shape, so I got my doctor’s permission to join a fitness club and start exercising.I decided to take an aerobics class for seniors.I bent, twisted, gyrated, jumped up and down, and perspired for an hour.But, by the time I got my leotards on, the class was over.###An elderly woman decided to prepare her will and told her preacher she had two final requests.First, she wanted to be cremated, and second, she wanted her ashes scattered over Wal-Mart.‘Wal-Mart?’ the preacher exclaimed. ‘Why Wal-Mart?’‘Then I`ll be sure my daughters visit me twice a week.’