Reporters interviewing a 104-year-old woman:‘And what do you think is the best thing about being 104?’ the reporter asked.She simply replied, ‘No peer pressure.’###Three old guys are out walking. First one says,‘Windy, isn’t it?’ Second one says, ‘No, it’s Thursday!’Third one says, ‘So am I. Let`s go get a beer.’###I’ve sure gotten old!I’ve had two bypass surgeries, a hip replacement, new knees, fought prostate cancer and diabetes.I’m half blind, can’t hear anything quieter than a jet engine, take 40 different medications that make me dizzy, winded, and subject t o blackouts. Have bouts with dementia.Have poor circulation; hardly feel my hands and feet anymore. Can’t remember if I’m 85 or 92.Have lost all my friends.But, thank God, I still have my driver’s license.